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Rant on Porsche and Pizza Doritos

Why on earth did the year 1996 give me so much pleasure, but oh so much pain?! Thanks 1996 You gave me: The Macarena TickleMe Elmo Independence Day The Nutty Professor The Best Toni Braxton I could have ever asked for! But you took:

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The Successful Should Just QUIT

“I succeeded so I quit.” #thingssuccessfulpeopledontsay I’m at the 2017 Press Preview for the New York International Auto Show and I just heard a presentation from Bridgestone, the tire company. Bridgestone said they have been working on some cool technology for their TIRES. But, before we get to that what do I think about tires? Tires are: Round – can’t get no better right? Rubber – durable ain’t it? Tread – water out means less crashin’? Pressure monitoring – less under inflated tires in the winter! Run Flat Technology – Nail punctures r sooooo 1990’s!

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Women outnumber Men at the New York Auto Show

I was sitting at the 2017 New York International Auto Show, and during the opening press conference a crazy, confusing, and surprising stat was highlighted. 57% of the 2016 New York Auto Show attendees were women. Oh, this is gonna mean sumpthin…but what? Will auto design direction change? How about color options? What creature comforts might be added, or removed? What does this say about performance changes, ambitions, and goals? What does this say about EVERYTHING?

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Series 1 : Post 9 : Why do women take so long to get ready?

Summed up the narrator seems to think: A woman’s appearance is everything to her. She must make herself outwardly pretty, young-looking, and as fertile looking as possible. So, she uses makeup to bolster this image. The time it takes for a woman to accomplish these looks takes time. Reasonable Thoughts: Meh…I’m not sure. I think this may apply to some women. Men DO want a pretty, young (looking), and fertile (looking) woman. 

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Series 1 : Post 8 : Why do women hold secret bathroom meetings?

Summed up the narrator seems to think: Women tend to come to consensus decisions together. The bathroom is considered safe and women can have more privacy here. The consensus can be reached and women can come out and execute on what “they” agreed upon. Reasonable Thoughts: Well, what can I say. I agree with this. The women’s bathroom must sacred, and mysterious…

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Series 1 : Post 7 : Why do women wear purses?

Summed up the narrator seems to think: Women try hard to maintain their curvy figures. Women cannot store things practically in the pockets of their pants, because that would make their hips bulge. Women will not look uniquely feminine, if she has things in her pants pockets. So she buys a purse! Reasonable Thoughts: WHAT?! I do not agree!

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Series 1 : Post 6 : Why are women constantly cold?

Summed up the narrator seems to think: Women have babies and their bodies are designed to maintain a higher core temperature than a man. They are supposed to have a body that can the potential child they will one day carry. (Not So) Reasonable Thoughts: Ok…well this is reasonably science’y. So I did some research. There is a bit of a spike in a woman’s body temperature when she ovulates. The body becomes more ‘fertility aware’ during this time – actual term.

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Series 1 : Post 5 : Why are women so obsessed with shoes?

Summed up the narrator seems to think: If you have a woman with a lot of shoes and clothes, that shows that she isn’t working but still has a lot of money. It seemed to be implied that, a “successful” woman is able to live off of a man and not work for herself. He also says that women do not work but spend a lot of money. Reasonable Thoughts: Sometimes women’s clothes are pretty impractical the narrator does give his thoughts on this. This is true. Sometimes women can purchase clothing for a purpose that has nothing to do...

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Series 1 : Post 4 : Why do women love gossip?

Summed up the narrator seems to think: Women rely more on social manipulation to get what they want, because they are physically weaker than men generally are. Where women cannot impose their physical will to get what they want like men, they use manipulation to accomplish the same goal. Yikes… Well, I don’t know what manipulation has to do with gossip, but I presume that the narrator is lumping gossip in with the outcomes of said gossip. Which could mean after the “gossip” is, well gossip’d, there could be newly adopted perspectives about the person who is being gossiped about....

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Series 1 : Post 3 : Why do women love bad boys?

Summed up the narrator seems to think: Among women there is a perception that, If a man is nice, he views himself as somehow less valuable than the woman, and not worthy of her respect. The woman will not settle for a man who sees himself as less than, or even equal to her. Reasonable Thoughts: I’ve got nothing here. I do know that most women want and like a “take-charge” kind of guy. But at the same time, she does not want to be abused, mistreated, dominated, or controlled. But it does not seem like all women want and demand...

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